They have the cure to cancer. They know how to end global warming. They even know how to keep tuition low and get the Conservatives out of office.
That’s why the government has told the scientist “Shhh! Don’t say anything.” Seriously. The prime minister has silenced Dr. Who and all the other mad men and women in lab coats; they can publish their work, but they can’t talk to reporters about the secrets they’ve found.